Me and Me and Me

1. Are u wearing a necklace?
>I can't afford...

2. Does your computer have a mouse?
>is a trackball considered?

3. Who are the main people you talk to in each of your classes?
>of course my classmates... duh..stupid question..

4. Do you like school?
>...next question please...

5. What color is your shirt?
>rainbow colors....

6. How many bedrooms do you have in your house?
>3.. we are impoverish..

7. What song are you listening to?
> i'm busy picking songs... just wait..

8. What was the last mall you've been to?
> SM... but according to our teacher, that isn't a mall coz it lacks an atrium...

> 9. Are you alone?
>always... and forever..

10. Do you have any older siblings?
>my family background is exclusive

11. What is the last thing you ate?
>carbonara... yuck!..

12. Who was the last person to come over to your house?
>a thief...

13. Who was the last person to call you?
>my mom...

14. Who was the last person who texted you?
>my friend...

15. What time is it?
>it's complicated, i'm in the international date line.

16. What should you be doing?
>counting my riches.

17. Who is the last person you IMed?
>what's an IMed?... is that obscene?

18. Did you go out to eat yesterday?
>outside the canteen...

19. What are you thinking about right now?
>my resentments...

20. What color are your pants?
>invalid question... i'm wearing shorts...

21. What color is your keyboard?
>invalid question again!!... I have a touchscreen

22. do you feel like eating/drinking?
>i'm starving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

23. Are you in college?
>sadly........ yes.

24. What is the last word you wrote?
>yes

25. Are you bored?
>damn yes I am...

26. How many teeth do you have?
>wait... are you a dentist?

27??
>is this space reserved for my question?

28. Do you wear glasses?
>luckily... no.

29. What color are your shoes?
> blue, blue, blue, white, black.. would you buy me one?

31. Last thing you drank?
>my saliva...

34. Who do you love?
>myself!!!!!! hahaha!!

35. What are you doing right now?
>typing my answer.

37: what are you looking at now?
>question 37..

38. What are the last words you said?
>i'm mute...

39. Do you have lip gloss on?
>no.

40. Do you have eyeliner on?
>certainly not...

41. Did u realize there was no question number 36?
> who knew? well, who cares?!!!

42. Do you have a cut on your pointer finger?
>on the left--yes... on the right---none..

43. Where is your cell phone?
>did I say I can't afford?...

44. Do you have any friends named Robby?
>living or dead?...

46. Do you have any friends named Nikki?
>imaginary....

47. Are you afraid of the dark?
>are you insulting me?? of course yes..

48. Did you used to watch "Are you afraid of the dark?"
>yeah... wait a minute.. the question is grammatically incorrect!!!

49. Do you like someone right now?
>I like killing someone...

50. What size shoe are you?
> are you stupid?! i'm not a shoe!!...

who I am at U.P.!!!!

ikaw ba yung...

1) nerd
- I implore your exoneration?!!!

2) weird
- I eat eyeballs...

3) friend ng lahat
- if they have money... why not?...

4) source ng lahat ng answers (assignments, quizes, exams, etc.)
- bayad muna, bago kopya...

5) secretary (e.g. tga-sulat ng lecture s board pag tmad c ma'am)
- if she pays me... nothing is free in the world ya know..

6) patawa sa classroom?
- i'm not going to be the laughing stock of the class!!!!!!!!!!

7) mr/ms. antukin
- when I read math notes...

8) grade-conscious
- I don't have the right anymore.... since I....

9) may sariling mundo (e.g. gs2 ng umuwi ng lht dhl ala p c ma'am, pro gs2 png maiwan s classroom at hi2ntayn dw c ma'am kht anong mngyri)
- di kaya.... eh, teacher ako eh...

10) tahimik (nasa 1st to 2nd row)
- if every mag film-showing

11) madaldal (nasa 3rd and so forth row)
-kung may libre sine "mga naghaharutan sa 1st row"

12) source ng mga walang ballpen and paper?
- kung may bayad...

13) sipsip kay ma'am
-di naman... sipsip ba yung nagbibigay ng cake sa kanya?

14) walang paki kay ma'am
-kung low grades ko... damn you...

15) laging nakakasagot sa recitation
-eh... di nga ako tinatawag...

16) walang bitbit sa classroom kundi ang sarili
-pano ba bitbitin ang sarili? hirap nun ha..

16) black sheep sa classroom (laging napapagalitan ni ma'am)
- hindi ako hayop!!!!! wait, have you noticed na dalawa ang Q16???

17) muse/prince charming
-only stupid people are voted dyan..... hende aku bubu!!!!!!

Crazy Ones*

Dear Kate,

Here's to the crazy ones.
The misfits.
The rebels.
The troublemakers.
The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently.
They’re not fond of rules.
And they have no respect for the status quo.
You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them, disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them.
Because they change things.

Take Care,
John Appleseed

(NOTE: *taken from Mac program icon...)

Flesh-eating Bacteria

A few months ago, I saw this one-minute movie about a person struggling against a flesh-eating bacteria.
Anyway, the plot goes this way:
A middle-aged man is happily watching his favorite soccer game on TV. Then suddenly, he begins to scratch his chest and his arms until rashes appear on them. An hour later, the rashes spread all-over his body, and eventually some areas are already beginning to bleed because of his severe itching. The soccer game is then interrupted by a news update saying, “Beware of a flesh-eating bacteria. Details of the cure will be reported later.” So, the man, while preparing his dinner, eagerly waited for the news report on TV.
Three hours later, the report finally came up. They anchors announced that the cure for the flesh-eating was only broccoli. Luckily, there was broccoli in the man’s dinner. However, it was too late. As the man was waiting for the report, he was too agitated to know the cure to his illness. So, he wasn’t able to eat his dinner well. And he hasn’t even taken a bite of the broccoli.
Yup, it was too late. The man just sat on his couch -- dead. His eyes, now blank, are still fixed on the TV as his body is slowly being consumed by the bacteria.
If the news about the flesh-eating bacteria’s cure was reported the moment TV station knew it, the man could have survived it.

Annoying People

those who are afraid to take risks.
those who refuse to take a stand and decide to play safe.
those who think that they're better at everything, when the truth is that they're only good at one thing.
those who boss people around but aren't good followers themselves.
those who receive all the credit although someone else did all the effort.