Stupid Questions

Funny Questions: The best of those stupid, dumb, funny, witty and silly questions. Some of them really make you think, some make your laugh, and some are just plain stupid…


How can there be self-help “groups”?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

When you’re sitting on the upstairs floor, are u sitting on the downstairs ceiling?

If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?

if deaf people go to court is it still called a hearing>?

if vegetarions eat vegtables.. what do humanitarians eat?

IF A MAN WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALTIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

what happens if your scared to death twice?

Why do you sterilize needles for lethal injection?

everyone is here for a purpose - does that mean everyone is here for the same purpose of for individual purposes?

what is so possible about the mission impossible?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

If practice makes perfect and there is no such thing as perfect then why practice?

the more you study the more you know. the more you know the more you forget. the more you forget, the less you know… So why study?

Can an oriental person become disoriented?

If olive oil is made of squeezing olives,then what are baby oil made from?

If the grass is always greener on the other side, then once you get on the other side, will you want to come back? will you ever be on the greener side?

Why do they serve a round pizza in a square box?

if superman was so smart why were his underpants on the outside?

if the sky is the limit what is space? over the limit

Can Fat ppl go skinny-dipping?

how come cartoon characters never change clothes?

how come when villians shoot bullets at superman, he stands there and let the bullets hit him, but when they throw the actual gun at him he ducks?

If pro is the opposite of con then is progress the opposite of congress

if a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless or both???

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If someone goes outside to get some air… what were they breathing inside?

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say “you know what…I’m gonna squeeze those pink dangly things and drink whatever comes out”?

If a deaf person goes on trial, is it still called a hearing?

why is the word abbreviation so long?

How come on the Flinstones, they use their feet to power the car. Doesn’t it just make more sense to keep walking?

Why are they called apartments if they are built together?

Why are they called buildings if they’ve already been built?

Why is meat from a chicken just called chicken, but from a cow it is beef? Or from a pig it is pork.

why is it that you never hear of a psychic winning the lottery?

what would happen if a black cat walked under a ladder and broke a mirror?

can you get cornered in a round room?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

why do they call it break dancing if you don’t break anything

Who was the first person to want to eat a shroom out of cow poo

Why did they skip the “E” in the grading system

If there’s a microphone and a mega phone what ever happened to the average phone?

y do they call a hot dog, a hot dog?

if blondes are so stupid and people make fun of them, then why do people keep dying their hair blonde?

If Donald Duck doesn’t wear pants, then why does he wrap a towel when he comes out from the shower?

Can a teacher give a homeless student homework??

ya kno how roman noodles, gum, and other thigs have original flavor… what is original supposed to taste like? is it supposed to taste the same reguardless of the product?

Do penguins have knees?

why don’t cat fish have kittens?

why is it we eat spring rolls year round?

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Who put the keep off the sign grass on the grass?

notice that the other lane always goes faster then the one your on.. so why do people change over if the OTHER one always goes faster!!

Why is Donkey Kong called Donkey Kong?? Where’s the damn donkey?

Did people call Robin Hood’s mom Mother Hood?

If it takes more muscles to frown than smile, then wouldn’t unhappy people’s faces be in better shape?

If marriage is an institution and love is blind, wouldn’t married couples in love belong to an institution for the blind?
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Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.

In the song “Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini,” which is yellow-the bikini or the polka dots?

Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?

And a question: who was the first person to think “Hey, look at that chicken. I’m going to cook and eat the next thing that comes out of its ass!” ?

if brownies werent brown…what wud they b called?…if they were green..wud they b greenies?

If you have a midlife crisis at 15, will you die when your 30?

Who was the first person to say “Meat tastes good, but it will taste even better in ball form!”

What if someone died in the living room??

When people lose weight, does anybody ever find it??

Where is Old Zealand??

Why are violets blue and not violet??

After they make styrophoam, what do they ship it in??

What would happen if you actually swallow a pride??

What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Company??

Why do they put a post office box out in front of the post office? You’re already there!

What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?

why aren’t french fries all made in france?

If you are innocent until proven guilty, they why are you arrested and sent to jail before your trial?

If a blind person was born blind, and they haev enver seen anything in their life, can tehy see their dreams?

(SOURCE: http://www.innocentenglish.com/category/funny-dumb-quotes-questions-sayings)

Death Note Rules

1. The human whose name is written in the note shall die.

2. The note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.

3. If the cause of death is written within 40 seconds of writing the person's name, it will happen.

4. If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of a heart attack.

5. After writing the cause of death, details of the death should be written in the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds.

6. The note shall become the property of the human world, once it touches the ground of (arrives in) the human world.

7. The owner of the note can recognize the image and voice of its original owner, i.e. a god of death.

8. The human who uses this note can neither go to Heaven nor Hell.

9. If the time of death is written within 40 seconds after writing the cause of death as a heart attack, the time of death can be manipulated, and the time can go into effect within 40 seconds after writing the name.

10. The human who touches the Death Note can recognize the image and voice of its original owner, a god of death, even if the human is not the owner of the note.

11. The person in possession of the Death Note is possessed by a god of death, its original owner, until they die.

12. If a human uses the note, a god of death usually appears in front of him/her within 39 days after he/she uses the note.

13. Gods of death, the original owners of the Death Note, do not do, in principle, anything which will help or prevent the deaths in the note.

14. A god of death has no obligation to completely explain how to use the note or rules which will apply to the human who owns it.

15. A god of death can extend his life by putting human names on the note, but humans cannot.

16. A person can shorten his or her own life by using the note.

17. The human who becomes the owner of the Death Note can, in exchange of half of his/her remaining life, yet the eyeballs of the god of death which will enable him/her to see a human's name and remaining lifetime when looking through them.

18. A god of death cannot be killed even if stabbed in his heart with a knife or shot in the head with a gun. However, there are ways to kill a god of death, which are not generally known to the gods of death.

19. The conditions for death will not be realized unless it is physically possible for that human or it is reasonably assumed to be carried out by that human.

20. The specific scope of the condition for death is not known to the gods of death, either. So, you must examine and find out.

21. One page taken from the Death Note, or even a fragment of the page, contains the full effects of the note.

22. The instrument to write with can be anything, ( e.g. cosmetics, blood, etc.) as long as it can write directly onto the note and remains as legible letters.

23. Even the original owners of the Death Note, gods of death, do not know much about the note.

24. You may also write the cause and/or details of death prior to filling in the name of the individuals. Be sure to insert the name in front of the written cause of death. You have about 19 days (according to the human calender0 in order to fill in a name.

25. Even if you do not actually possess the Death Note, the effect will be the same if you can recognize the person and his/her name to place in the blank.

26. The Death Note will not affect those under 780 days old.

27. The Death Note will be rendered useless if the victim's name is misspelled four times.

28. "Suicide" is a valid cause of death. Basically, all humans are thought to possess the possibility to commit suicide, it is, therefore, not something "unbelievable to think of".

29. Whether the cause of the individual's death is either a suicide or accident, if the death leads to the death of more than the intended, the person will simply die of a heart attack. This is to ensure that other lives are not influenced.